Friday 8 March 2019
The Grand Central Hotel Glasgow

Who are we?

The Patter Merchants Comedy Clash is a fun and informal fundraiser in Glasgow.  It’s the perfect opportunity to entertain customers, clients, colleagues or just have a night out with friends!

Join us for a night of good food, great company and hilarious entertainment from some of the nation’s top comics! 

The second annual Patter Merchants Comedy Clash returned to the Radisson Blu on 8 March 2018, with host Sanjeev Kohli overseeing the evening's antics.  There were hilarious performances from “The Scottish Comedy Awards 2017 Best Headliner” Susie McCabe,  Mark Nelson aka Isla's Dad, Capital FM's Des Clarke and local comic Christopher Macarthur-Boyd.

We are delighted to have raised over £17,500 - thank you for your generosity!


Please leave your details and we’ll get back to you with more information on how to secure your seat at the funniest night in the corporate calendar!

Individual tickets are available as well as tables of 10 or 12.  Prices include a drink on arrival and a three-course meal.

Tickets cost only £59.50 per person and £595 for a table of 10 or £650 for a table of 12! 

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